January 19, 2011

Impending Doom

When the mocking started on the Colbert Report I thought it was yet another Snuggie parody but oh no.... it's very real:

And very scary. Also, are people really going to buy it when its named the "Forever Lazy?" Buying this is like saying, "F-it, I give up! From now on it's just me, my TV, and my couch. Sunlight? Who needs it?"

The What the F*ck Blanket:

I fear for the future. The irony of course being that I am typing this as I lie in bed under my down comforter and watching TV. At least I'm multi-tasking?

In real life, my bed isn't in the middle of my room and I don't watch a still image of a cloud on TV.


  1. Haha, those are fantastic! Good ole' snuggie. Some girl came into class the other day with a "snuggie wuggie" that had a hood and velcro to keep it sealed. Madness.


  2. Funny, I DO watch still images of clouds on my TV while laying in my bed that is indeed in the middle of my room. Hmm.

  3. Spoiler Alert! Snape kills Dumbledore!

  4. It's a onesie for adults. It just needs footies. And yeah, you'll be the talk of the next tailgate party alright. Everyone will be making fun of you the whole day. Just...wow.